The Funny (and Somewhat Embarrassing) Side of Medicine

April 29, 2012
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Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into patients of whom they know nothing.”

Moliére, 17th century playright

 

 

 

Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into patients of whom they know nothing.”

Moliére, 17th century playright

A 17th century fighter against fraud and abuse

 

When physicians take themselves too seriously it would be healthy to remind ourselves of the somewhat less than auspicious aspects of the profession. Moliére, the delightful French playright of the 17th century, made a successful career out of exposing quacks and charlatans in his classic Le Malade Imaginaire, Le Misanthrope, The Doctor in spite of himself, and Tartuffe. 

Let me suck some of your blood

Greeks did it, we did it, and we still do

The guy who is doing the bloodletting is an iathros -physician, in classical Greek. Did you know that when physicians caused a disease, we gave it the opaque name iatrogenic, way before the malpractice era? It actually sounds so scientifically respectable it shielded the offending doctor from loss of respect, or ridicule, or loss of life in some cultures. But is the practice dead?

Modern-day bloodletting; great improvement over leeches

This poster is an advertisemet for the wonderful benefits of bloodletting, as seen in the Rafah refugee camp in Gaza. Interestingly, the idea of bloodletting is enjoying a renaissance of sorts. Diabetic foot ulcers are notoriously hard to heal. Part of the reason is the paucity of blood vessels, and the sluggish flow of blood. The reasoning behind bloodletting in this condition is that by reducing blood viscosity flow would increase, and rate of healing would accelerate. Trials are being done, and the jury is still out.
 
The heartbreak of syphilis 
 Genetic analysis of the spirochete parasite that causes syphilis shows that it co-evolved with humans since the days of the migration out of Africa, about 30,000 years ago. So it is not surprising that it attracted  many physicians, alchemists, and plain charlatans attempting to mine this potential gold field. One was the 19th century Dr. F.O.C. Darley, who promoted quicksilver, better known as mercury, as therapy for the affliction.

Dr Dalrey, aka Dr. Quack

 
 
 
 
 

 

 

The good doctor was one of the richest physicians of his time. In fact, there is a theory that the term “quack” originated from “quicksilver”, and was dedicated to him. A more plausible source, in my opinion, is from “quack” to shout, in old English, and “salve” meaning therapy. In other words, quacksalver is one who loudly promotes his salves. What would you call today’s drug advertisements shouting at us from every TV program?

The quitessential American enterpreneur

What is the American contribution to breakfast food? The cereal, of course. Until the introduction of corn flakes breakfast was invariably ham and eggs. The person who introduced this food was Dr. John Harvey Kellogg.

Dr kellogg’s formula; eat your morning cereals, and follow up with daily enemas

 

He was quite bizzare. In addition to elaborate diets he advocated cleansing enemas, vibration therapy, light therapy, to name a few. To cure what? everything from headaches, to eczema, arthritis and chest pain. Bizzare or not, he was wildly popular and his corn flakes, manufactured in his plant at Battle Creek, Michigan, is still with us today. But that’s not all: A number of entrepreneurs from Battle Creek, including Sylvester Graham (“Graham Crackers”) and CW Post (“Post Cereals”), soon climbed upon the bandwagon with their manufacture of breakfast cereals and health foods. Have you ever suspected that the cereal aisle in your favorite supermarket is so heavy with medical history, albeit not very glorious?

Another quintessential American invention is snake oil. Yes, I am not kidding. Patent medicine salesmen hawked this product in every little town in America, and quickly high-tailed it out of town, before being strung out by the angry townspeople on the first available tall tree.

It isn’t just a metaphor; here is proof

Speaking of legacy: did you know that the ubiquitous vibrator has a terribly male-chauvinistic origin? Female depression and emotional excesses were thought to originate from the uterus, and were classified as hysteria (form the Greek word hystera, for uterus); so what a better way to cheer up a sad uterus then an invigorating vibratory stimulaton? Dr. Swift swooped it, to the delight of many a female patient.

Did they teach it in med school in those days?

 

And the best of them all is…

Dr. Jason Salber sent me this one. This is utterly unbelievable, but true nonetheless. Physicians gave patients tobacco smoke enemas for various medical purposes, primarily for resuscitation of drowining victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke up the rectum. the warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration. Unfortunately, no drowning victim was thusly resuscitated, but the treatment did leave a legacy: the expression of “blowing smoke up your ass”. Don’t believe me? Click on this link Nash_Spring2012_1up (dragged).

Mondo bizzaro. Although, on reflection, we shouldn’t rush to judgment. I am sure that one hundred years from now some smart aleck, not unlike the present writer, will poke fun at the way we practice medicine today. I will leave you with the sage words of William Osler, the father of modern American medicine:

The philosophies of one age have become the absurdities of the next, and the foolishness of yesterday has become the wisdom of tomorrow

William Osler, MD (1902)

 

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